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Cinder Block

The term used to describe an excessively large and very painful turd, often measuring up to 1.5 feet in length and large enough to make your intestines hurt.

Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.

A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Good lord! I can't remember the last time I thunder crapped a Cinder Block this big! It almost broke my can! I should try selling it on eBay...
by Casey Tatum 9000 August 18, 2012
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Cinderella

An intermediate sex move most commonly used when a man and woman (or other man) are cohabitating.

While having sex, the man performing the move pulls out and secretly ejaculates into a slipper owned by his partner. Afterward, the man brings the slippers to his partner in a seemingly sweet post-coital gesture and places the cummed-in slipper onto his partner's foot.
"By week 3 of the quarantine I was pretty bored with regular fucking, so I gave blank a Cinderella. She laughed it off, but I'm worried she'll give me a Thumbellina when I let my guard down..."
by Bujinn April 3, 2020
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Russian Cinderella

A torture method in which one cuts off their victim's heels and uses crows to peck out their eyes. Inspired by the ending of the original telling of Cinderella.
Person 1 - "He lied to us. What do we do?"
Person 2 - "Give him a Russian Cinderella."
by John Tugboat February 20, 2015
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Cinderace

Cinderace is the best starter pokemon ever
Samurott is the baddest starter pokemon ever
Cinderace likes a wet pussy
by BARV I LOVE CHEESE October 4, 2020
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Cinders

(V) To cinders to have sexual intercouse with a female dog. This is usually referring to anal sex with the dog. After the intercourse, the human then gets the dog to lick their big, brown, guatamalian nipples. See Beastality.
"Yo did you hear about Colin's Dog? It totally got cindered last night by T.J."
"Yo I gave my dog Patty a cinders...she seemed to like it"
by Curly-headed Fuck April 7, 2009
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cinderella liscence

When your liscence expires after 12 midnight wen your unda 18.
Cinderella had to be home by midnight or everything would be gone... If you are driving after 12 with a Cinderella liscence and you get pulled over you pretty much dont have a liscence
by Blair Morgan January 8, 2006
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Cinderella Effect

Phenomenon by which a female is rendered helpless against better judgement concerning a member of the oppoisite sex because of his "fit". The shape/size of the male's penis fits with the female vagina in such a way that even though the male may be repulsive to the female, in personality, looks or social class - the female continues to enlist the male's services because the sex is just too good. This phenomenon may also cause the female to pursue the male - even if her affections are unwanted. Not to be confused with other Cinderella definitions.
Heather put up with Ari's know-it-all attitude and philosophical rants because he had the Cinderella Effect on her.
by HeatherCream August 24, 2008
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