gaura christ

A common alternative to jesus christ used by Canadaians

“Gaura Christ! thats a spicy meatball!”

by wikiwitch November 25, 2018

Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.

Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.

by JackD March 20, 2005

for Christ's sake!

Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"

Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!

also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"

by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009

the passion of the christ

A controversial movie directed by Mel Gibson that came out in 2004. It is about the last twelve hours of Jesus Christ's life.

This shows the different views on this movie:

Christian Guy: Did you see The Passion Of The Christ? I loved it, was uplifting and now I love God more than ever.

Not-Religious Guy: I hated it, it was too bloody.

Aethiest: I didn't like it because it's just stupid Christians scaring children into being Christian.

Guy Who Does Not Exist: I'm pretty nuetral about the movie.

by Newbia May 31, 2004

Christeline

A beautiful, big-breasted, woman with dark brown hair, and brown eyes. She is a whole lot of woman, and most can't handle it. She has a ghetto booty, and she loves it when you squeeze it. She makes friends at an instant and has the guys drooling over her. She doesn't even try, they just like her breasts.

Damn, did you see that chick's jugs?

Hell yeah! She must have been a Christeline.

by JCookies September 3, 2011

Christ Presbyterian Academy

This is a small private school in Nashville, Tennessee. They have their own language that would remind you of a yound child's garble. They call it CPA Sarcasm.

Christ Presbyterian Academy Sarcasm:

"Oh, I twill/twon't."
"Mun"
"WAH"
"Speak."
"Gewd."
"Trams."

by 1234567890.. April 19, 2009

christ follower

A Christ follower can be a Christian or a person that follows the teachings of teaches Christ.Most Christ followers are Christians, and they do not like to use the world Christian,because it has been abused by phony people claiming ot be Christian when they are not.Christ follower is also used in New Age theology, to where you support the teachings of Christ, and you are living to gain the Christ consciousness.

I really like the term Christ Follower,because it tells people that I follow Christ, and do not religion of Christianity. A true Christian is a Christ follower.

by PseudoMan2012 July 25, 2009