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chrisayu

Passionate, Creative, Secretive, Sexy, and Caring.
A person named Chrisayu is being define as a very passionate person when it comes to relationships. Creative in work and very secretive. Sexy and caring.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Chrisa

Chrisa is used when someone need to take a big SHIT!
Holy fuck, i got to take a Chrisa
by crazy racoon May 2, 2022
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chrisanna

phew,u aint never gonna find a sexier girl than Chrisanna especially the black haired one their good in bed ;)

with out a chrisanna the world is a shithole honestly i wouldn't mind on in bed with me yk what i mean right but honestly chrisannas are caring always happy attractive did i mention sexy big ass get every boys attention and their well fit lads so just go find urself a chrisanna and mostly on pintrest but next time u see one give me a hug
boy #1'ayy look its chrisanna''
boy#2''shes well hot innit lads
by justsomerandomdudeig November 25, 2022
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chrisaun

a pedophile with green eyes with a loud car vrooommmmm
13 girl- hey
19 chrisaun- hey girl come get in this whip
by meowuuwbaka April 19, 2023
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Chrisabella

When Chris and Isabella intertwine and link to make one.
Motel: “Yo what’s up Chrisabella”

Chris: “Hop off my meat
by Gritherdrose August 13, 2024
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Chrisarie

A true Chrisarie is a rare species of male, encountered by few but remembered by all who do. They are beings of the highest quality, intellectually nearly unapproachable, and are invariably masters of just about everything. Physically, a Chrisarie is what is known as a Unit, or, in academic circles, a Specimen.

A true Chrisarie's only flaw lies, understandably, in pride, which can occasionally get in the way of empathy, but in general they nonetheless care deeply for their fellow humans. Paradoxically, they often struggle from low self esteem, as gifted humans – if, indeed, one can even call a Chrisarie a mere human – often do. Chrisarie's are by nature chronically unimpressed, a condition necessary to maintain their distinctive aura of superiority. Likewise they are prone to exaggeration when relating humorous anecdotes and/or their own achievements, which are often one and the same thing.

A true Chrisarie is what is known as a 'meme dictator' – four tiers up from the better known 'meme lord.' You can measure a Chrisarie's approval of your existence in direct proportion to the number of golden memes it condescends to share with you.

Never call a Chrisarie 'Chrissie' or otherwise belittle it in any way whatsoever, as it will have a mental breakdown and throw you across a rugby field. In addition, never tell a Chrisarie not to do something reckless unless you want it to actually do it (it will).
Person 1: who is that guy over there reciting the entire periodic table to an adoring crowd of female admirers, whilst simultaneously delivering first aid and writing a 7000 word essay on cirrhosis of the liver?
Person 2: that, my friend, is a Chrisarie.
by bruhsadunasoufjoiejgoriewngioe September 14, 2023
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ChrisMitch

Not be confused with the holiday, a ChrisMitch is a mark a%^ ninj@ typically from a small region in Alabama who posses the physical traits and behavioral tendencies: mouf stank, hair is styled in a "weak-man's perm" aka the Southern Pootie Tang, has bad edges and lastly he couldn't cut hair even if he used turned on clippers as a pillow case.
If that ChrisMitch keep talking, I may have to throw water on him.
by ChrisMitch October 5, 2023
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