cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Hot Chick Dump

A Hot Chick Dump (HCD) is normal taken by a hot chick on vacation with her boyfriend at a public bathroom. Generally Hot Chicks give the impression that they do not defecate and therefore in order to keep this myth alive and not turn off their prospective spouse, they generally take their dumps in the hotel lobby bathrooms.

Dude in love. "I could swear that Susie just doesn't sh*t! She's incredible!"
Reality dude -"Bro, she's probably taking her Hot Chick Dump in the hotel lobby while you are at the bar."

by Bro Advisor January 14, 2014

Chick or Dude

A game initiated when one cannot discern the gender identity of a given subject. The subject, known only as "it" until gender is determined, is scrutinized by the players until they can establish gender based on mannerisms, accessories, and the subject's interactions with its surroundings.

Player 1: Hey, check this out.
*Player 2 looks where player 1 is pointing*
Player 2: Chick or Dude!
Player 1: Upon further examination, it's a chick - see, it has a purse.

by TXW December 18, 2008

chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)

Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.

by batt men December 24, 2008

chick trailing

When bored, follow the route of hot chicks in a club.
Walk to a hottie, check her out and if no succes; look for the next girl to hit on. Continue till mission accomplished...

Make it look like you are on your way to something else and coincidentally run into her.
Don't follow same paths or make circles; it will look desperate.

"Dude, I didn't see you all night last night"
"True. I was chick trailing"

"I was soo bored, I was chick trailing all night."
"And did you manage to finish the trail?"
"Yep, I made out with this really hot chick."
"Sweet..."

by Super-K September 28, 2009

chick repellant

A colorless, odorless aura that lingers over a loser dudes, preventing them from hooking up with chicks. or other dudes

"Bill and I went out last night, but he apparently doused himself in 'chick repellant before we left', because no women would even talk to him."

by stellarchef April 6, 2010

Chick-bro-in-law

This is one of your girlfriend or wife's sister or sisters. This relationship is one that is contextualized by using fratty language, such as referring to each other as "bro" and using the word "hella" frequently as an adjective in encounters where both parties are involved. The chick-bro-in-law makes your relationship a packaged deal.

Michael: "Hey bro you wanna hit the club up tonight?"

Joel: "No bro I'm getting hella drunk with my girl and chick-bro-in-law tonight, at this fancy restaurant. It's gonna be so bromantic."

by Chawwee2 January 3, 2011