chowing cable

Performing fellatio upon a man's penis. Generally done by homosexual geriatric asian men (see: lemonparty.org).

That old man of asian decent chowed my cable all day long.

by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004

choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

Choking The Chicken

A frase that is often used to describe a male masturbating.

I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!

If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.

There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

Pony Choking

The Indianapolis Colt Football team continuously wins in the regular season and loses in the playoffs.

Pony Choking History

• February 7, 2010 - Super Bowl XLIV – San Diego 31, Indianapolis 17
• January 8, 2011 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 17, Indianapolis 16
• Jan. 3, 2009 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17

• Jan. 13, 2008 - AFC Divisional – San Diego 28, Indianapolis 24

• Feb. 4, 2007 - Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17

• Jan. 15, 2006 - AFC Divisional - Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18

• Jan. 16, 2005 - AFC Divisional - New England 20, Indianapolis 3

• Jan. 18, 2004 - AFC Championship - New England 24, Indianapolis 14

• Jan. 4, 2003 - AFC Wild Card - Jets 41, Indianapolis 0

• Dec. 30, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 23, Indianapolis 17 (OT)

• Jan. 16, 2000 - AFC Divisional - Tennessee 19, Indianapolis 16

by OneSmallStep January 25, 2011

snake choking

1) When a man with an extremely large penis masturbates. Usually done in public places.
2) The act of fellatio resulting in gagging or sounds similar to a duck.

3) A sexual street performance.

I walked past Margie at the market today. She was watching a Snake Choker.
She could barely believe as she Choked the Snake.
Jayson made a lot of money Snake Choking on the street today.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

choding

When a man exposes his chode(a penis wider than long)and masturbates with it usually having to use two hands.

I caught him choding, and it was an ugly site.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

Chorking

Chorking. To do chores or home projects during time set aside as work from a home office;The act of blending work and chores, usually while working at a home office.

Sarah got up from the report she had to finish at her home office to fold the laundry sitting on the bed. After a few seconds she stopped realizing she was chorking.

Goofing off while working at home

by wstlnguy September 30, 2009