Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.

Holy fuck that guy is chimping.

by TheHairyGhost October 30, 2014

chopping wood

The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree

How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long

by Deibert June 30, 2010

Chopping

1. To go shopping

2. To chop something.

Often used in a sentence to confuse someone as to whether you're actually going to chop something/someone, or if you're just pronouncing the word 'shopping' wrong.

1. Kelly: Hey do you want to go chopping later?
Sabrina: Yes! I need to get a new wing-suit.

2. Mike P: I just got done chopping in the woods.

Kelly: chopping?
Mike P: yeah, a whole truck full o' firewood.

3. Jordan: we're goingggggg CHOPPING!

by AnonymousWing March 13, 2011

Chimping

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!

Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.

by Doctor Jenny Tulls December 7, 2011

Chapping

The act of being a "chap". Usually involves some sort of crude humour, followed by the phrase "nah, just chapping mate, just chapping". If a party/person is insulted by a certain comment, the phrase "just chapping" automatically removes any hard feelings.

Oi, Johnny, your mum's queer!.....Hey! Shut the **** up douche, don't talk about my mum like that!.....Ha! Nah bro, just chapping, just chapping......HAHAHA you're the best Nathanial, you're the best.

by groganjosh February 16, 2010

Chopping

Shopping while chopped.

Chopped is being high
"Bro I'm soo damn chopped!"

So Chopping is being high and shopping.

Leb - "You wanna go to Best Buy this black friday?"
Taax - "Chopping?"

by CHKN-INA-BSCT November 25, 2010

chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 18, 2008