Angry Chef

When a guy cums in a pan after being jerked off and hits the girl with the pan.

My girlfriend asked for an angry chef for breakfast.

by Pacsgood June 10, 2008

chaif

the irritation of the groin area due to prolonged running. Red, Itchy and just a complete bitch chaifing mainly occurs at football practice

I'm chaifing my dick off, and this coach is a real asshole.

by d-no April 27, 2007

cheifin

when you get the blunt and smoke half of it and don't wanna give the shit back

damn you cheifin
pass the fuckin blunt dog, you cheifin
he cheifin that blunt
we were cheifin today

by bashanda,candIce February 9, 2009

Chef’s Kiss

Phrase used to exclaim one’s adoration for a food/meal’s exquisite and superb quality. When a patron has enjoyed their food so much that by doing this gesture 🤌🏽 they are essentially holding themselves out as a true connoisseur of this meal and have tried it in a range of qualities, in the same manner that a highly skilled chef (as well as from the perspective of a bon vivant) would first create the exquisite meal and then relish in its final form full of delicious satisfaction. Probably came from Italian culture so definitely okay to use the little hand pinchy emoji 🤌🏽.

Mama mia, that fettuccini Alfredo was chef’s kiss 🤌🏽

by Champagne Juany October 17, 2021

Little chef

A roadside diner strained all over england, before heston blumenthal took it over it was a shithole with shit food and in fucking financial ruin, but there are only two fucking shops with the new food one in fucking sheffield i think and one in a shitty village called popham near basingstoke near southampton but southampton has noooothing to do with basingstoke or the portsmouth fuckers.

Erik: Little chef is good now that heston took over.
Eriks dad: Fuck off small fry get a dick and some pubes.

by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2009

backseat chef

One who constantly tries to add ingredients and tells someone what and how to cook something when someone is preparing food.

Mom: "Okay, i'm making dinner."

Kid 1: "No, no, no, you are making it all wrong, you need to add ketchup."

Mom: "Oh I think i can do this myself sweety."

Kid 1: "Ugh!" *adds all THEIR favorite things.

Kid 2: "OMG, you are such a backseat chef!"

by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011

Sous Chef

When your friend puts in all of the prep-work on the girl, but doesn't have enough game to close the deal. Much like a real sous-chef puts in all the work preparing the meal, the chef with the big-dick-white-tophat gets the credit.

By the end of the night, most often than not, the sous-chef's girl will be in bed with someone else, giving him sloppy handjobs.

Friend1: Oh wow, look at that guy, he has so much game. Look how well he can just approach girls!

Friend2: Naw, that guys is a Sous Chef. By the time the bar closes, I'll be fucking her in the back of my green passat while we listen to Lady gaga.

Friend1: True, you big-dick'd bandit, you.

by Ray Perr September 15, 2010