Chefsassin

A chef assassin

Our maid took out three home invaders last week.
What? How?
She apparently used to be a Chefsassin

by Xreader June 12, 2017

cheapanga

Noun, something of very low quality or value.someone who is very cheap.

The customer left a very small tip, how Cheapanga !

by Sptmbr September 29, 2017

chasae

really pretty and sweet but haves lots of boyfriends.

chasae is the badest bitch around

by bendgyt9pqwehd December 12, 2017

Cheatary

Betrayal

It's considered cheatary if you are married and you go out to dinner with someone who is not your spouse.

by Kittycares April 23, 2018

Cheapass

The closest synonym for it is Ivan Najera. The cheapest man alive. Doesn’t spend on guests, steals chests on fortnite, and is just cheap in anything he does.

Ivan went to the movies and grabbed a popcorn bag from the trash and asked for free refill. What a cheapass!

by Flaco7 March 13, 2018

Cheason

Cheese Seasons (Cheasons) defines cheese eating patterns throughout the year; summer cheeses and winter cheeses.. autumn and spring harder to define.

Winter cheeses: Stilton, blue etc
Summer cheeses: Halloumi, feta etc.

Can also be defined pyschologically, if it feels like summer summer cheese will be consumed and vice versa. Cheese type and cheason correlation up for debate.

You can't BBQ that stilton... it's not the right cheason!

by EJTD September 7, 2018

Creasant wank

The art of arranging your 5 favourite porn mags open at your favourite pages into an arc in front of you giving you a 180 degree visual feast to focus on whilst polishing ones trumpet
Sadly becoming more seldom practiced with the advent of on -line rhythm stimulation using tablets and computers

“Can’t wait for the mrs to go out to the bingo later

I’m backing up that much I’m gonna have me a creasant wank “

by Lord loverocket October 9, 2018