Chair-Clean

When you wear a piece of clothing for part of a day and take it off and it's not clean enough to put back in the drawer but not dirty enough to put in the hamper. So you throw it on the chair to be worn again at a later time.

We are going out to a casual restaurant so I don't want to mess up a clean shirt, I'll just grab the one that's chair-clean.

by BootyBoater October 20, 2021

Chair in a cup

It’s a chair in a cup.the cup leads into a chair in a cup universe

Laughs in chair in a cup

by Catsonaut and STONERMAN September 24, 2020

Chair People

Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

by opeth6669 January 13, 2022

Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.

“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”

by DaListener September 25, 2020

dookie chair

a toilet

i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.

Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?

by dookie doo 1324 February 7, 2015

Chair-kun

A very wholesome chair that has very devoted fans (totally not a cult). He has two brothers whom are Jay and Slime-kun. Jay envies Chair-kun so much that Jay sits on him and refuses to let stream see him.

After Chair-kun loyal fans tried to get him back by spamming "Hydrate", Jay decide to raise the price for "Hydrate" causing the whole community to become very sad.

Chair-kun appearance: A very handsome chair (better than Jay >:) ).

Chair-kun fan #1: Where chair
Jay: nO
Jay whole community: >:(((((((

by Chair Kun Simp January 3, 2022

Stoner Chair

The couch or comfortable seat that many smokers sit on when baked. Many good memories are from this chair and it grows in sentimental value but always seems to smell like shit!

Dude, Tod was in his room gettin high all day on his stoner chair.

by High Asian October 4, 2008