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chairk

to stab someone in the upper abdominal cavity and then place a lit cigar, cigarette, or pipe in the wound, which is then "smoked" by the sucking of the victim's punctured lung.
"This asshole was smoking in the waiting room of the hospital, so I chairked him with his own cigar!"
by Wei Ji April 10, 2008
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kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.
Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Chainsaw

A concoction of ice cold tequila, tabasco, Roses, and lemon-lime mix Garnished with black pepper. Co-invented by the LV4.
After the Cubbies game the LV4 headed to the Gingerman to have a few chainsaw shots along with their brewskis.
by LV4 February 6, 2008
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the latualatuka chain letter

It is a really annoying chain letter that goes a little something like this:
In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came to America from Africa in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the words LATUALATUKA into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you do the following:

Copy and paste this chain letter as a comment for three other videos.

That's an example of the latualatuka chain letter. If you've visited Youtube in the year 2007, you'll find that this is getting way out of hand. Whenever you see it, I suggest you respond with this:
In 2007, a really cool girl named Sasha went to Youtube in search of a video to watch, and instead read that chain letter. Feeling annoyed, she set out in search of Katu Lata Kulu. On the next full moon, Katu Lata Kulu came to her house to steal her soul. But what she didn't know was that Sasha was a professional ghost slayer. So she won't be bothering anyone anymore. Now that you have read this message, Sasha will come and kick your butt if you do the following:

Repost another chain letter in which something bad will happen to you if you don't repost it.
xxSeXyxxGiRl:Oh no!
someonewithascreename:what?
xxSeXyxxGiRlxx:It's the latualatuka chain letter!
by letusbeus February 6, 2007
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suicide chain

this is a peice of jewelry , a chain,
that connects from a nose ring to an ear ring.
has nothing to do with actual suicide
but is called a "suicide chain" because it can be pulled on , and rip out both piercings in a fight.

is usualy worn to show one's submissive
nature regarding a sexual relationship.
suicide chains are mostly worn by "punks" and "alturnative" people,but traditionaly by women in india - in more intracate designs
by volpe_bianca July 11, 2006
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chainsawesome

Comes from the Gamespy Forums. Basically, just an enhanced version of awesome, meaning more awesome than awesome. Can also be changed from "chainsaw"esome, to anything ending with an "aw" sound, such as Terry Bradshawesome, but none other than chainsawesome are "official" terms.
Tom: "Hey, did you see that new movie?"

Bill: "Yeah, it was chainsawesome!"
by Wes September 8, 2004
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chain wings

An award given to someone who manages to have sex with someone of the OPPOSITE sex in prison.
Inmate #1: "My wife visited me today with a mini skirt and no underwear."
Inmate #2: "You get your chain wings?"
Inmate #1: "NO BUT SHE DID..."
Inmate #2: "Aw man im sorry."
by smartassmotherfucker May 14, 2008
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