cable-guyed

When someone is supposed to show up at a certain time or certain range of hours, like 8-12AM and the person never shows up, and assumes that if they show up at 4PM that its NOT a problem.

The service tech cable-guyed me and showed up 5 hours late.

by Jon Larsen May 28, 2008

fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

by jesster79 April 2, 2018

cable

The next thing Lanzer will take over... Also good for watching porn.

NBC or the "adult" channel your parents won't let you watch.

by Chi and Alchemist Zeal June 11, 2005

Lan cable

Lan Cable: Some one of gay tendancies. In regards to clothing or persona.

"Man that guys a lan cable"
or
"Gezzz what that guys wearing is so Lan"

by Jiminy Worrell December 12, 2008

cobble

Derived from the Counter Strike map "cs_cobble", to cobble is to create a highpitched turkey-like sound with your tongue and mouth that sounds like: "cobble-obble-obble...".

Aww cobble is the best map! lets play cobble! cobble! cobbleobbleobbleobbleobble!

by Pügsly September 29, 2003

Cobble-Lobber

a beer, a brewsky, a brewhaha or brewha
This is a term that originated in a juggernaut of a regional northeastern supermarket chain and is used to this day by its key management staff and underlings alike!

After work, me and the boys hit the local watering hole and sucked down a few cobble-lobbers!

by weave July 15, 2003

cobble

a space around your crotchal region (genitals) about 1 foot in radius that is akward to invade or have invaded. a combination between the words cock and bubble, pertaining to the vicinity based perameters of the cobble, and males in particuar, but also women.

When you are chillin with friends and someone looks behind them or moves and suddenly realizes they are in in your cobble (about a foot away from your package), and freak out and everyone laughs about the akwardness.

by honeybeedan March 11, 2011