Canada

The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.

"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Canada

The second largest nation and the most forgotten about, to the point where he has become invisible. He still tries his best to have people remember him, though most of the time they think he is America.

"Who?"

"I'm Canada"

"Who?"

by Hetalia fan February 4, 2010

Canada's Wonderland

The best (in my opinion) amusement park in Canada. Home to the behemoth, the tallest roller coaster in Canada. For more information search canada's wonderland on google.

Person 1: What do you wanna do on saturday?
Person 2: Go to Canada's Wonderland, the best amusment park in Canada!

by dancegal99 March 22, 2010

Cainan

A man who has the dream of doing something as soon as he experiences it for the first time.

Cainan flew for the first time, thus wanting to become a pilot.

by mekau June 4, 2011

History of Canada

A depraved sexual act symbolically representing Canada's place in the world, in which one person, representing Canada is put on a loose leash by a Queen, while being simultaneously ejaculated and defecated on from their mate below.

The resulting act is known throughout the world for both it's difficulty, humility, and the passive aggressive submissiveness of it's protagonist.

We decided to spice up our sex life by doing the History of Canada. It was very strange doing the History of Canada for the first time. As the man underneath kept rolling over to defecate or continue coitis depending on which was more urgent. Meanwhile a man with a lisp holding a leash giggled and commented from several feet away.

by JustinSeseSeko February 9, 2010

canada

One of the 112 countries that President George Bush cannot locate on a map of the world - even if the map is labelled. They only teach shooting and spitting in Texas schools. Bush failed both...always hitting his foot, again with both. Must have been the coke.

"Err, I dunno, is it Canada? The Kingdom of Spain? what the hell do you mean it isn't a Kingdom? East Germany? What wall? Who tore it down? Let's nuke'em ! " - George Bush Jr.

by smartin April 29, 2005

Canada

The second largest land mass, though perhaps, (to my eternal shame,) one of the least defended. Great food, great beer, great living, great fun. We have, like any society, our share of problems...but for the most part, we keep them at home.

Canada is a country represented by diversity, acceptance...and a universal hatred for our politicians. (Just ASK one of us about the GST...just ASK....)

We're bigger and we're on top, if that was prison you'd be OUR *****

by William McCrae January 20, 2004