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Cooch Comrade

Laurie was doing it with Karie, her cooch comrade.
by GamerKT September 29, 2008
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congradulations

what morons give each other when they graduate community college. those who earn real degrees give each other congratulations.
Billy Bob: Hey Bubba, congratulations! You did it!
Bubba: ...
Billy Bob: I'mean congradulations on gettin yer degree!
Bubba: Aw shucks, was nuthin. Takin them classes was easy. Them testes was the worstest, though.
by TheShocker68 October 15, 2009
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contradiction

A contradiction is two propositions used in combination where one makes the other impossible. It is something that is A and non-A at the same time. A contradiction, therefore, cannot exist in reality, since existence exists (whereas a contradiction could not possibly exist). In the cognitive process, reaching a contradiction as a conclusion or evaluation of reality is proof of an error in one's thinking.
A square circle is a contradiction in terms. It cannot even be imagined.

"Anyone who denies the law of non-contradiction should be beaten and burned until he admits that to be beaten is not the same as not to be beaten, and to be burned is not the same as not to be burned." (Avicenna, Medieval Philosopher)
by Ryan Gonet December 24, 2008
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contradiction

Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.
Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007
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Glorious Exposition Comrade

A more classy version of "Cool story bro" usually used with Russian he-man picture for connotation.
person 1: Herp derp derp derpy herp de derp...

Person 2: *Weilding thumbs up* Glorious Exposition Comrade!
by The Russian Syndicate December 8, 2010
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contradiction pile

A name for the place you can store obvious contradictions, lies and bullshit stories.
Jenny: "Mike, you said you would't tell anyone about that blow job!"

Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."
by veeds1 September 6, 2009
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Corrado

my mother fucking NAME, like seriously thats my name and it has been for 20 years.
Yo Corrado!
What up dude
Tryin to chill?
Na bitch get outta here
by c-RRRad June 5, 2012
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