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Congradafuckinlations

A Term used when one does something very idiotic or stupid. Can also be used when expressing great joy when telling someone congradulations for something good. Or when using sarcasm when one states something dumb. Congradulations and Fuck! combinded
Mom: i had my baby!
Sister: Wow congradafuckinlations!!!
by D. Noxx Saisi January 2, 2009
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CONGRATUFRICKENLATIONS

The act of expressing some outrageous, energetic and exacerbated joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of another.

The most extreme way to express joy in the success or good fortune of another.

Generally used in a sarcastic manner, or in a derogatory sense.
Wow! That's amazing, you two got married on your first date, I'm sure it'll last forever, congratufrickenlations !
by tcornsimp February 13, 2008
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Congragafuckalations

Congratulations but sarsatic,
used by girls in PMS
Nerd boy:" Hey! I just beat gutair hero on expert!"
PMS girl: "Congragafuckalations."
Nerd boy: 0.o *walks away slowly
by Osullivan May 16, 2009
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Congrasturbate

a simple self gesture in which one congratulates themselves by giving them a well deserved jack-off after some great accomplishment.
Paul, "now that i have finished my nursing degree, i am going to congrasturbate in my room for a week!"

God, "you deserve it man!"
by anthrax820 February 13, 2010
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congressman

Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.
Suck my Congressman.
by Solasvegas June 17, 2011
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Ring Around the Congo

Interstate 285, the beltway around Atlanta, Georgia. So-called because Atlanta is a majority black city with an African American mayor and thus is characterized as "The Congo," a large country in Africa. (Trucker usage)
"I'm a-heading to Charlotte, good-buddy, speedballing all the way on 85."

"Roger, that. Due to traffic conditions south-southeast, which is blocked up tighter than a faggot's ass during a Sunday sermon, I suggest you take the northern artery of the Ring Around the Congo."

"Roger that, good buddy."
by Guy Lazarus March 11, 2006
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congratufuckulations

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.
Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.
by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007
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