Con Boots

Short for construction boots; usually Timberlands or rip off Timb's.

Ya Mutha: Yo, check out my new con boots
Ya Fatha: Nice, how much you pay for dem?

by Nipple Clamps March 1, 2006

con-boner

As the opposite of pro-boner, con-boner can mean uncool, stupid, lame, ect.

"Dude this party is so con-boner"
"You are so con-boner"

by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009

con-talked

A "mashup" between "Convinced" and "Talked".

Friend_1: "Dude, let's go to UMF in Miami this year! There's gonna be 14 stages and 100's of DJs, and 60,0000 people!! It will be great. I'll even buy you some Sam Adams"

Friend_2: "Okay! You con-talked me into it!"

by D.Vin March 21, 2007

con div

A sick, handsome, gnarly dude who can rock many styles and is good at everything he does, he has many talents of many sorts. Con Divs typically have 5 ft schlongs as well

Dude you're such a Con Div

by Con Div January 16, 2017

con merchant

A particularly nasty individual or group/company who/which attempts to get one over on you or dupe you.

Private insurance companies are freaking con merchants. They charge you through the nose just for having a nose!

by Sarah Downing April 27, 2006

Con Dawg

When you take a corn dog, and shove it a penetrable area. In a womens case a vagina or an anus. In homosexuals case just an ass hole. Then quickly replace the corn dog with the penis or strap on and eat the corn dog.

Conor didnt eat dinner, and was hungry and horny at the same time. Therefore he decided to con dawg Kerry.

by John Magooch October 22, 2009

con-job

Getting a handjob while wearing a condom

Dave: "Mate, how was last night?"
Mark: "Oh yeh it was amazing. Got me a con-job."

by spursrule333 August 17, 2010