touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

hangover clothes

"ones you wear at home that you dont really like and wear on sundays when hungover."

dan: aww man my head, i dunno what to wear, i think i'm just gunna wear my hangover clothes, this old hoodie will do.

by Edie Fox December 28, 2008

cribbly clothes

When your clothes are rumply and need to be ironed.

I can't wear this because these are cribbly clothes.

by T to the B to the O N E April 24, 2014

Terry cloth

When somebody is so soft, passive, a punk ass bitch, like a terry cloth towel that wipes your ass.

He just got tackled so hard, and the opposing team is super aggressive and you’re acting so terry cloth.

by Rasta Barbie January 18, 2023

Clothes library

The clothes library is a fashion revolution that will potentially change the way we shop for fashion. It is an eco-friendly yet still affordable alternative to buying fast fashion. It’s somewhere you can buy borrow and trade clothes. All of the clothes are sources second hand to make this a sustainable fashion enterprise. Sarah freeman is the founder and came up with this idea

I needed an outfit to wear to wedding last weekend so instead of buying something new I borrowed an outfit from “the clothes library”

by @theclotheslibrary November 22, 2018

cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.

I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!

by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and as a result can only choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021