stinky ass buttfinger

The smell of the finger used to twirl and give anal relief for an itchy asshole.

After Bob got anal relief for his itchy asshole by twirling his middle finger his butt, his girlfriend Sarah commented on the offensive odor from Bob's stinky ass buttfinger...

by K-Krunk November 1, 2017

buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006

battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

rose butting

Where roses go into your booty hole

1.my hubby just Rose butted me so good I love it 2. Rose butting is so fun

by Emolument lalal January 22, 2018

Butting Heads

When you want to give your bro a high five or handshake, but he has Coronavirus, so you knock dicks together instead.

Bro 1: I went to high five my bro on his successful penis enlargement surgery the other day, but he had Coronavirus.
Bro 2: What did you do?
Bro 1: We decided butting heads would be safer.

by Handle_this_D March 9, 2020

Rose butting

Where you're anus opens as big as a rose

1.I can feel my anus rose butting while I shit 2. Daddy I'm rose butting just for you so slide it in

by Emmuxbfzk blair May 17, 2018

buttering

Doing a 360 around your thumb with a pen, marker, pencil, or other writting utensil. Although difficult to get down at first, it becomes second nature to butter around 7 times in a row.

English was slow today, so I was buttering with my pen for twenty minutes and got 15 in a row.

by gone laggs May 4, 2010