Business Major

Students whom couldn't handle a real academic path, and are now Excel jockies. They yell "BOOM!" in your residence halls while others with actual degrees (IE: Electrical Engineering) are progressing themselves academically via homework and studying.

Resident 1: That kid is always roaming the halls yelling "BOOM!" and smashing his face into walls.

Resident 2: That would be a classic symptom of being a "Business Major."

by hexwolf December 29, 2007

Wharton School of Business

1. The product of many multinational banks and investment houses pooling their resources to create a single, monstrously-evil human resources department.

Typical characteristics of a Wharton student include:
Lack of simple human decency.
Instant rage when one mistakes University of Pennsylvania for Penn State.
Owning a usurious amount of designer suits.
General disdain for A minuses
Considering a hundred dollar bill too small for practical purposes.
Possessing a version of their resume customized to every Fortune 500 company.
Laughing maniacally when Cornell's School of Hotel Administration is mentioned.
And just being all around evil.

Donald Trump went to Wharton School of Business

by mothafuk444r September 9, 2009

business trash

a style of clothing generally worn in a business or professional setting, that contains elements of traditional business wear assembled together with distasteful or poor quality clothing, which to the wearer, still gives a professional and businesslike impression, but in fact gives a trashy impression of the wearer to everyone else.

An office worker with a mullet who wears a golf tee shirt with a monster truck image on it along with khaki pants, a sports jacket, and faux alligator shoes is sporting the business trash look.

by Carlos "the Whip" Fernandez December 4, 2013

business school hot

used to describe women who, in any other scenario would be considered a "5" (out of 10). Because of their captive audience (business school men) and the disproportionately low number of women in business school in general, and even lower proportion of single women to single men in business school, they generally attract levels of attention previously unfathomable (in the "real" world).

Q: "Is she hot or business school hot?"

A: "Well, considering her average to slightly above average looks, she is most definitely business school hot."

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BlueDevil1: "Dude, I was just in New York for interviews and realized that we are in a b-school bubble in Durham!"

BlueDevil2: "What do you mean?"

BlueDevil1: "That First Year, you know, the 'hot' one from D-Mods?"

BlueDevil2: "Yea?"

BlueDevil1: "She's not REALLY hot, just business school hot."

See law school hot and med school hot

by BlueDevilDick 2013 December 31, 2013

business development officer

Some asshole in a suit who thinks hes classy, but in reality, its the biggest dick known to mankind. They try to fool you with their smart title, because they dont want it revealed that they are low rent scum, much like used car salesmen and Bobblett Brothers Trucking out of Lexington Kentucky.

That guys card said he was a business development officer, but I think hes a real fuckin dick.

by STFUnGFY March 7, 2016

business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2017

Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.

"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."

by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017