Buffed Bowser

Like 'Screw the Pooch' to royally fuck things, like FUBAR.

He was so poorly trained and inexperienced, he buffed bowser.

by Gleenoid May 18, 2020

burned plow

Chaffing caused from excessive masturbation

"You're walking funny, is everything ok?"
"Yea man, I just got some burned plow."

by Mellie500 September 15, 2020

Buried Treasure

“When the bowl looks cashed but you find some green under the ash”

-Chloe Toder

Dude is it ashed? Well there might be some buried treasure.

by Madikbass November 5, 2020

buried in paperwork

Jerking off for 72 hours straight Chris from Family Guy says he’s been buried in paperwork and he jerks off a lot so...
Season 5 episode 8 time he says it 18:15-18:20

If someone ask what you were doing and it was jerking off just say you were buried in paperwork no one needs to know ;)

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

Buffed out

The act of having rough sexual intercourse

Kim: hey Rachel did you end up meeting Steve last night? Rachel: Yes we had an awesome night we went out of dinner then went back to my place and I got buffed out.

Yo Steve how’s last night go with Rachel.

Steve: It was alright went back to her place and I absolutely buffed her out

by anonymous February 3, 2021

Burfeild

A surname given to girls who are hiding the fact that their real surname is "bat"

Rosie Burfeild aka Rosie Bat

by Beaniems March 14, 2021