it's colder than a penguins bollock

very freezing weather

cold 2day int it mate

yer it's colder than a penguins bollock

by wingfield gangsta December 9, 2008

Dropping/Dropped A Bollock

Army slang - When somthing go's wrong, someone messes up. Comparing a mistake to losing a vital part of the male anatomy.

Oh no! I've Dropped A Bollock
Jim's Just Dropped a Bollock

by Red October October 1, 2004

Bullocking

When you use a state-funded plane to cover up the fact that you are having an affair with your Commerce Secretary.

Named after Steve Bullock 2016 Montana political scandal

"Dude, thanks for the plane flight, my wife would be so pissed if she knew i was Bullocking her!"

by murfpostsfunnystuffs September 9, 2016

cheeky bollock

the act upon which a testicle dramatically falls from ones pants into full view.

**often occurs when wearing short shorts**

"aw shit, Clive's wearing short shorts again, cheeky bollock fo sho!"

by mmmgaryglitter September 10, 2009

Betty Bollocks

A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.

Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.

"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"

by Reginald Barrington August 29, 2003

dog's bollocks

The ultimate. Top of the line. Variation on bee's knees and cat's pajamas. What better than The Dog's Bollocks - since they like to lick them so much.
Q: Why do dog's lick their balls?
A: Because they can!

This band is the dog's bollocks.

by Major Eyeswater March 7, 2007

bollock yoghurt

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003