boring bruce

Someone who is very boring

"Hey wanna come out?"

"Nah cant be bothered tonight"

"Urgh, such a boring Bruce!!"

by MecPT May 10, 2016

Brucing around

(v) The act of wandering around in a drunken state.

I drank too much in the whiskey tent and wound up Brucing around the Irish Fest the rest of the day.

by Drunkenwilcoxon January 17, 2017

The Bruce Lee

When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.

My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.

Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

Bruces Burritos

The most delicious place to eat any sort of mexican food outside of mexico, possibly even inside mexico. Whenever you come to Bruces you will be intensely pleased in the mouth and can't wait to come back for more. Bruce's is the only restaurant in the state of Maine that is is perfectly acceptable, and even expected for stoners to come dine in, most commonly known as Bruce's.

Lets get stoned and go to Bruces Burritos

by C-town gangster October 6, 2011

bruce campbell

The best b-movie actor ever. He's my favorite actor. He also has a big chin which is rad. He's best known for his one-liners in his movies.

Bruce Campbell is my favorite actor.

by James Grimmer September 18, 2005

Jack Bruce

The bass guitar player and lead singer for the 60's rock band Cream. He is concidered to be one of the greatest bassests who ever lived, and to have one of the most original voices ever. Bruce originally played a Gibson SG style bass.

Jack Bruce can sing like no other!

by John Underwood May 20, 2005

bruce willis

Bruce willis can single handidly take out 21 russian mercinaire,s with no shoes on!

graham: oi steve put some shoes on and change your burgandy trousers.

Everyone: laughs.

steve: carfull ill pull of a bruce willis.

by rodam July 11, 2006