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Thatcher Bachelor

A gay man. So named because he is most likely a bachelor as gay marriage is illegal in many places, and because Margaret thatcher was a lesbian. Not really, but she was butt ugly.
Mike: I never realized until seeing that movie on the internet that he was a Thatcher Bachelor!

Big Al: Yeah, he's a poo profiteer. An uphill gardener. He takes the cake. A prostate punisher

Mike: Well, he sure took that guy to browntown.
by Authur C. Commons April 24, 2008
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bachelor

Short for Bachelor of Science or B.S.C

Derived from Bum Sucking C**t.

A person who commonly posts humourless and uninteresting messages on a bulletin board.
James is a Bachelor.
by David Beam June 25, 2005
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Batchelor

a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles

when you get shit stuck onto the bottom of your shoes
OMG, I'M MASTURBATING OVER HARRY STYLES, i think im a batchelor

Oh crap, i just got a batchelor
by ii beeyyyy November 29, 2011
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sayyed bachelor

some1 whos still a full time student and on the hunt for a temporary wife and refuses the idea of a permanent wife
hi, im sayyed bachelor ...would u like to go out for some milkshakes?
by Moe99 April 20, 2008
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Man 1: “OMG, that bitch is coming over to brag about his “straight” boyfriend”.

Man 2: “I can’t stand that slut. Internalized homophobia’’s wiki has his name under the “see other” in MLA the references”

Man 3: “So my man wants to chill but only if it’s gay_”

Man 2: “You can get to stepping. You’re bringing a bachelorette party to a gay bar and you are not coming here and playing Gold Star Queen!!

Man 1: “Bye!!!”
by 467877fdfg March 29, 2018
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second-wind bachelorette

A woman who has ended the relationship with her marital partner and has found that life outside of marriage can be much more fulfilling.
That Amanda, I know it was hard to do at first but it looks like she’s really grown into enjoying life on her own terms; she’s really come into herself as a second-wind bachelorette.
by Adjective_AF June 29, 2020
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Bachelorette

A feminine form of the word bachelor. Really just a synonym for 'spinster' but a TV series called 'The Spinster' sounds a whole lot less attractive because of the implication that an older unmarried woman must be damaged goods.
I watch The Bachelorette to convince myself that even beautiful women can be as single and desperate as me.
by Ajdbxisnsbcnfe October 18, 2018
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