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Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.
I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.
by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025
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Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side
you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas
by badder than Heman April 20, 2023
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Broccoli Rob

A guy that kinda looks like broccoli with his green-ass hair and deep v-neck shirt and lanky body.
Yo look at Broccoli Rob he's a real homie and his hair is green as fuck!
by DanteHicks February 10, 2020
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Broccoli

A retarded person; Synonym for Vegetable.
I'll never be a celebrity, Too much beef with da broccoli
by Whatitmeando March 25, 2019
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Tasia Broccoli

Omg where do i start with Tasia Broccoli
Tasia broccoli is probably one of the weirdest yet coolest person on earth, and people will always love Tasia Broccoli.
Person 1:OMG IS THAT Tasia Broccoli
Person 2: OMG IT IS Tasia Broccoli is sooo cool
by YouFavGirly June 24, 2022
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Eatin apples on the broccoli

Runnin red like when your high of the chronic
Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!
by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009
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spanish broccoli

A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank
"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"
by Snippy snip Dave March 20, 2017
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