practice breeding whore

a girl who fucks horses and teachs the house how to "breed"

"last night the guy i met wanted me to be a practice breeding whore for him."

by bunnyslut April 22, 2021

virtual breeding

Simply put, another way of acting out the breed kink without condemning yourself to eighteen years.

Homey 1: Dude! My girlfriend told me she has a breed kink!

Homey 2: So what you’re going to do is get her down on all fours, biting the pillow, then you’re going to wrap it up before she has a chance to notice! This is called “virtual breeding”.

by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023

breeding partner

The spouse of a breeder, husband or wife, who also acts the exact same as them when it comes to kids.

Jenny non-stop talks about her kids, and her breeding partner Nick does the same.

by techyartsyman52 February 22, 2021

Breed

somebody who want to be friends with you. just friends.

Wow, hes a pretty cool dude. We should breed together!

by somebodysomewheresomehowwow May 7, 2022

Selective Breeding

The process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.

Eric: Did you here about Johns Experiment?

Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?

Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!

by Spacemariles June 7, 2013

Bitch Breed

Different varietys of women Tall bitch, Skinny bitch, Fat bitch and Mamma bitch

"Go see what mamma bitch is whipping up in the kitchen"... Mamma bitch being the Bitch breed.

by Eathen M. November 19, 2019

shit breed

a person (men more than women) who is seen as a complete asshole but that's only because they come from a family of complete assholes. Unfortunately it is very difficult to change the shit breed back to a shit and then back to a person.

wow your a fucken shit breed! sux for you.

by mlskiwi December 27, 2011