Bird boxing

To blindfold one's self to prevent seeing the less than attractive evening partner.

You know that girl from the bar I took home. Yeah I knew I was going to be bird boxing her.

by Troznox December 28, 2018

shadow boxing

1. N. Small private fighting, in the near-dark, in any location. Usually two people fight for an allocated amount of seconds, which onlookers(who will also later participate) count. Generally the fighters take their shirts off. Hits above the shoulders and below the waist are illegal.

The teenagers, bored while waiting for their school concert to start, went into the bathroom for some shadow boxing.

by FasterFxOx January 11, 2008

boxing

One of the most hardest fucking sports.

by Mr.X May 8, 2003

boxing day blowout

When you take a fine lady to the mall on Dec 26 and blow a big load on her face.

Man, Skylar did the craziest boxing day blowout to that chick

by Kihnetic December 12, 2013

Boxing the Compass

A game/challenge whereby consenting partners attempt to use any and as many items in a 360 degree radius for sexual purposes (normally stimulatory/penetrative).

We didn't come as we were busy boxing the compass.

by Mouse815 June 22, 2016

boxin' josh

A Southern Appalachian slang term for male masturbation.

Where've you been all day? Boxin' josh?

or
He'd be a smart kid if he spent half as much time reading as boxin' josh

by Know where man December 15, 2016

Boxin

Basically like zoning out, but on purpose. Tuning out your surroundings, simply because they are not worthy of your attention.

Eliot: Dude, did you not hear me just tell you all of my most intimate and vulnerable secrets?
Tanner: Nah bruh, I've been boxin' for the last four hours.

by Hayden Broom February 10, 2020