Boris

(noun) A socially retarded roommate who has no knowledge of social protocol.

Alex: Have you met our new roommate Boris yet?
Steve: Nope. So his name is Boris?
Alex: No, he's just a Boris.

by Steve Apple July 1, 2010

borisova

Very sexy girl with nice curly hair, very playful and with great taste for music and movies. Loves wine and... wine :D

Borisova, here's your wine

by RC& November 26, 2016

Borfused

Borfused} Boring and Confused, typically used within the classroom when you're bored because your very confused

Y/N: "Sigh, Johnny I'm so Borfused."
Johnny: "Borfused?"
Y/N " Yeh, Bored and confused"

by Lukeeyre October 2, 2018

Borissian

Anybody who religiously plays CS:GO, STALKER, and/or KSP, drinks Kvass, has a lazy debil as a neighbor, has a babushka, and pumps Cheeki Breeki hardbass on the speakers of their blin mobil

“I classify as a Borissian, and I’m proud”

by MacropenisShaggySkooks December 12, 2018

Boris

A turtle tortoise
Itz a butiful invented creature
23d may turtle day🐢
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

Look!! There's a boris over there!!!

by Nata🌻🎶❤ June 18, 2019

Boris

To be a Boris - to lie, cheat and be generally racist and sexist while acting the buffoon.

"He was a right Boris, but he's become PM by doing it"

by daisytuck July 23, 2019

boris

crap, shit, or turd

Careful, the cat has left a huge boris on the rug.

When he had finished his cock was entirely covered with crap, so much that it might have been made of the stuff - a giant boris johnson.

by HaroldBeerdrinker August 28, 2019