Metal Booking

leaving facebook status's because ur so metal you have to share some of it with the facebook world so you dont die of lead poisioning.

Im so metal i scared a deceptagon

I hate when it rains bc i begin to rust everytime i go out.

JUST LEAVE US SOME ROOM FOR COMFORT IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY START BREATHING THIS IN JUST TO NUMB HURT LET THE FEELING GO AWAY

"metal booking" basically any song lyrics or refrences to how metal you are posted on facebook.

by I=metal>U=not metal March 19, 2010

dick booping

When you touch the tip of your dick to someone's nose and say" boop" bam!! Gotcha ya!!

Nate will be dick booping every mother fucker in the room and Brigette will yell nipple rape!!

by Valcanictits August 1, 2016

u-dic booking

looking up your name on urban dictionary and copy ing and pasting it on facebook and telling other people to do it

go to urbandictionary.com and search your name, then copy and paste it on facebook,
John- a guy that hires hooker for favors
Geena- John's u-dic booking

by terdistheword February 3, 2010

boofing

little known secret about lesbian sex: boofing is the official term for when two women's breasts rub together and create a farting noise.

Girl, last night I rubbed on Bianca's titties so hard they were boofing.

by christinaorso May 23, 2016

Boofing

To make a large stink, that is merely hot air and smells of shit.

“Did you hear about the Democrats boofing it up in the senate over that Supreme Court Justice?”

by Dragonkyng October 6, 2018

Double Booking

The horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in damnation without relief.

Lloyd: "Wow Dave, you were back from the shitter quickly!"
Dave: "Do not go in there. There's an absolutely awful Double Booking!"

by The Evil Muppet November 6, 2011

Boofing

Two dudes going at it, in the butt.

Fuck a bromance, we're boofing!

by Mr. Etymology February 27, 2008