boon squad

A group of kids who don't care what the hell happens at all.
by Tyler March 23, 2004
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boone squash

Whale shit found at the bottom of the ocean, usually referring to a person.
You're about as useful as boone squash. OR You smell like boone squash you stinky bastard.
by BubblesTPB April 20, 2015
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Boon moot

It is a form of medical treatment for a broken foot in the shape of a ugg boot but is most effective for those walking backwards.
Susan: Hey Jan! I love how you’ve bajazzled your boon moot!
by Me6728920229 January 03, 2019
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cheese boons

Take cheese wiz and squirt it in to a womans vagina and eat it out.
Dam I feel like I needs some crackers after that cheese boons
by Poonnan April 10, 2018
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Peter Booned

When you put something down right next to you and forget where you put it, it then disappears until someone comes to your rescue and finds it for you.
Oh man, I Peter Booned my water bottle again, someone come help me find it.
by Jitsuintheface June 19, 2021
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Boone Chad

A man who is around 25-45 years and they think they are intimidating when in reality they’re goofy asf.
Student 1: Oh that’s the disciplinary AP, he acts intimidating but I don’t think he is
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad
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Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?
Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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