Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020

Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.

Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”

by NobakePancake September 6, 2020

DOGE BONK

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I bought some Doge Bonk last week, now I'm a billionaer and can't stop bonking when riding my lambo!

by BonkBoii69 November 15, 2021

Bonk

Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.

Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*

by Nines_RK900 June 4, 2020

Bonk

The word Bonk was used by the youtuber Corpse Husband in his recent Among us

stream. While slamming the showerhead with a hammer and said BONK.

The showers are like the new electrical. Imma bonk it. Bonk... Bonk....

by cissy_n April 4, 2021

Bonk

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

bonk bonk

1. Crazy
2. Get knocked tf out

1. You don’t want any part of her. She’s bonk bonk.
2. Dude got hit so hard he went bonk bonk.

by Waxnsteel December 6, 2023