Person 1: "There's going to be a surprise but I'm going to not tell you until it's too late!"
Person 2: "Dick."
Person 1: "A dick full of excitement!"
Person 2: "So you're a boner?"
OR
Person 1: "What's a boner?"
Person 2: "A dick full of excite."
Person 2: "Dick."
Person 1: "A dick full of excitement!"
Person 2: "So you're a boner?"
OR
Person 1: "What's a boner?"
Person 2: "A dick full of excite."
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Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).
From the word form "no-brainer"
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From the word form "no-brainer"
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