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boner

Person 1: "There's going to be a surprise but I'm going to not tell you until it's too late!"
Person 2: "Dick."
Person 1: "A dick full of excitement!"

Person 2: "So you're a boner?"

OR

Person 1: "What's a boner?"
Person 2: "A dick full of excite."
by Alycia2000 November 3, 2016
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boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.
Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!
by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004
mugGet the boner!mug.

boner

a middle schooler's worst nightmare and a geezer's best friend
popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.
by Texas Man October 21, 2017
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bonering

Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)
I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.
by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010
mugGet the boneringmug.

boner

Kid: Sir can i have a pen? I forgot mine.
Teacher: No pen again? Kid, you need to stop making all of these stupid boners.
by LeilaSP April 2, 2019
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no-boner

A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.

Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).

From the word form "no-brainer"
Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011
mugGet the no-bonermug.

boner

A snowboarding trick where the rider stands straight up, similar to an erect penis, while in the air
I just popped a sick boner over that jump
by Ben Clorite January 10, 2006
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