An annoying group of pretend friends from the May 2011 BB; mean, wanna-be botches who enjoy creating drama, stirring drama, talking in annoying text speak and posting annoying LOLcatz. They think they are above everyone else, but are really truly just annoying and wanna-be Botchy Notch Groupies.
LOOSING, duh.
LOOSING, duh.
I heard that girl is a shiny botch! Really? I guess I'll have to prepare to have my eyes bleed because their posts are annoying and pathetic.
by non shiny notch August 21, 2011
Get the Shiny Botch mug.From The X Files. A bunch of Russian dudes who cut off your arm and leave you in agonizing pain but damn you get a cool prosthetic and a very cool metal tea bag.
What the fuck are you doing to me? Holy fucking shit! You sons of bitches butchered me! Ah what the fuck is wrong with my arm?!? Holy fucking shit! You fucking dizzy botch! What the fuck is my family gonna think of me now?!? Ahh, fuck!!!
by Field_Trish March 4, 2009
Get the Botch mug.meaning that your mother tried to have an abortion to get rid of you, but it didnt work (it was botched) and now you are screwed up and your mom didnt even want you in the first place.
by Lydia123456789 February 10, 2007
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Get the botch mug.A "Botched Joke" has occurred when progressives seek to forestall any opposition use of a democrat quoted reciting a conceit held commonly among progressives, though not among the general voting public, by a campaign of obfuscation and phony outrage.
The most obnoxious display of this occurred when Sen. John Kerry expressed the typical progressive view that the ranks of our country's military enlistees are comprised of uneducated poors who couldn't know better and are therefor themselves properly understood to be additional victims of "Bush's wars", saying:
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Kerry and his supporters claimed that this was a "botched joke" which was intended to mock Pres. Bush. In service of this silly claim, they offered up a half-dozen alternative, "original" versions which added and rearranged words and punctuation. Progressives begged the question, "Why would Kerry commit political suicide by joking at the troops' expense?" when it is clear from the video of his comments that Kerry intended no humor whatsoever. As if to undermine their own false narrative, progressives simultaneously praised Kerry for displaying the political courage to tell the truth about America's "poverty draft".
The most obnoxious display of this occurred when Sen. John Kerry expressed the typical progressive view that the ranks of our country's military enlistees are comprised of uneducated poors who couldn't know better and are therefor themselves properly understood to be additional victims of "Bush's wars", saying:
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Kerry and his supporters claimed that this was a "botched joke" which was intended to mock Pres. Bush. In service of this silly claim, they offered up a half-dozen alternative, "original" versions which added and rearranged words and punctuation. Progressives begged the question, "Why would Kerry commit political suicide by joking at the troops' expense?" when it is clear from the video of his comments that Kerry intended no humor whatsoever. As if to undermine their own false narrative, progressives simultaneously praised Kerry for displaying the political courage to tell the truth about America's "poverty draft".
It would seem that progressives are going to handle Obama's 'You didn't build that' remark by giving it the Botched Joke treatment.
by juuuummmmyyyy July 27, 2012
Get the Botched Joke mug.1.When a chick only has big boobs because she is a fat dumb bitch.
2.When a gay guy is telling someone the are bitchy.
2.When a gay guy is telling someone the are bitchy.
Ken: Look at that fat bitch's melons!
Barbie:Whaaaat??
Ken: You know, her bean bags.
Barbie: What the hell are you talking about? Goddammit!
Ken: Her mothatfucking boobs you dumb bitch!!!
Barbie: Those aren't boobs you asswipe, those are effing betchies!
Rikki: Hey sexy, how are you today?
Linda: Leave me the hell alone you fag!
Rikki: Excuse me? Why are you being so betchy you hormonal piece of shit!!!!
Barbie:Whaaaat??
Ken: You know, her bean bags.
Barbie: What the hell are you talking about? Goddammit!
Ken: Her mothatfucking boobs you dumb bitch!!!
Barbie: Those aren't boobs you asswipe, those are effing betchies!
Rikki: Hey sexy, how are you today?
Linda: Leave me the hell alone you fag!
Rikki: Excuse me? Why are you being so betchy you hormonal piece of shit!!!!
by Kayla, Brittney, and Brittany! February 7, 2008
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