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blumphy

the act of recieving a blowjob whilst sat on the toilet having a dump...
hey mark...i got some good blumphy last night...she was well up for it
by folklore October 27, 2007
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Blippi

The act of shitting on one's friend for film.
You can watch Nige and I Blippi tonight at 7
by Tillybh July 29, 2021
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blumpjob

when your ass gets licked and you shit at the same time
my wife is good at blumpjobs blump job
by KadenTheDoctor January 12, 2016
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blapple

A big fat juicy apple that just so happens to be very black.amazes anyone who sees it.
"Hey bro can you get me an apple?"
"No,but I got a blapple if you want one"
"Hell yeah!"
by Nukethewhales December 24, 2016
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blapping

1){v.} present tense form of the verb blapp! Smacking around the face (mostly lips and forehead) with one's erect penis. Hand must be firmly pressed down and wrapped around the base of the shaft of said erect penis.

NOTE: The person on the receiving end of the "BLAPpstick" must be female and also must enjoy being "blapped" in order to actually call it "blapping"

2){verb} to yell loudly out the window of one's car in the general direction of any lurkers that look like they need to be blapped, the word "BLAPp!"
(1)Jane Doe was giggling hysterically last night when Joe Schmo came over after work and started blapping her in the forhead with his Blappstick.

(2) Although, she was walking on the other side of the street, Jane Doe could hear Joe Schmo "Blapping" the girls in gym class while driving by in his Cherry Red Corvette.
by Gary Redecker March 14, 2008
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Blepplin

A blunt containing marijuana and hash.
That blepplin has a half quarter weed and a half quarter hash.
by Shawn Maglicic December 13, 2005
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blump

Someone who is one of more of the following:

fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way

Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
by J L M R March 21, 2008
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