"Bieber Banging" is when a man buys tickets to a Justin Bieber concert to meet young girls. Since those girls can't have Justin Bieber, most likely because he hasn't hit puberty yet, they end up settling for the next best thing: the closest guy. Later the guy ends up banging the girl and never seeing her again, leaving the girl emotionally scared for the rest of her life. "Bieber Banging" may include but is not limited to: 5-6 years prison time for statutory rape, an STD, and/or a little sign in your front yard that tells kids not to go to your house for candy on Halloween.
Guy 1: Dude, I just got done "Bieber Banging" a girl in the back of my car! Do you think I could go to jail?
Guy 2: No way man, that chick was probably 17 1/2.
Guy 2: No way man, that chick was probably 17 1/2.
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Really horrible, god awful diarrhea. Named for the quality of Justin Bieber's music, which is equally painful.
"Oh man.. I was in the toilet ALL NIGHT, had some serious Bieber Fever. Never want to endure that again."
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Beaver: Hey dude, did you get a haircut?
Jeston: Naw man, i just put them to the side.
Beaver: Oh really? 'Cuz they look like Bieber Bangs to me.
Beaver: Hey dude, did you get a haircut?
Jeston: Naw man, i just put them to the side.
Beaver: Oh really? 'Cuz they look like Bieber Bangs to me.
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Cause: Being obsessed and/or infatuated with Justin Bieber
Symptoms: Watching Justin Bieber's music videos on Youtube incessantly,listening to Bieber excessively, and having your room plastered in Justin Bieber posters are a few of the symptoms
Demographics: Adolescent girls are at greatest risk, although the disease is very fast spreading and infectious
Cure: Listening to some classical or classic rock music is one very permanent cure, but the body and brain may reject it.
(heart).
Cause: Being obsessed and/or infatuated with Justin Bieber
Symptoms: Watching Justin Bieber's music videos on Youtube incessantly,listening to Bieber excessively, and having your room plastered in Justin Bieber posters are a few of the symptoms
Demographics: Adolescent girls are at greatest risk, although the disease is very fast spreading and infectious
Cure: Listening to some classical or classic rock music is one very permanent cure, but the body and brain may reject it.
13 year old watching television "It's the new Justin Bieber song! (SCREAM) I have to get it! I love you Justin!
Brother: (pukes)
Later
Doctor to girl's mother "Well, your son is completely fine, the problem is your daughter. She is in the later stages of bieber fever
Mom: (cries)
Brother: (pukes)
Later
Doctor to girl's mother "Well, your son is completely fine, the problem is your daughter. She is in the later stages of bieber fever
Mom: (cries)
by bibliophiliamaniac November 30, 2011
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