A bullshit locality that is really part of Rockville but wants to be a part of the more desirable Bethesda area. Home to many high rise condos, strip malls, random Sunday afternoon traffic-jams, and the White Flint Mall.
Guy 1: so I went to the Flagship car wash in north Bethesda today,
guy 2: bullshit that's Rockville young, it's walking distance to Twinbrook Parkway, and every one knows that Twinbrook is Rockville
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by thebronski February 22, 2009
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