Beanified

the act if becoming more and more Mexican every generation.

Stages if being beanified:

1st stage: Rolled down converse
2nd stage: High socks
3rd stage: Low dickies shorts
4th stage: Cholo shirt
5th stage: Tattoo of Saint Mary shooting a gun

by Parishilton101 December 9, 2009

Forklift certified

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.

"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."

by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023

Borified

To be so bored that it's absolutely horrifying

Mr. Lansky gave a lecture on the correlation between Roman literature and the current day philosophies of Bolivian government. I was absolutely borified, man!

by Yakballz February 14, 2009

Certified beauty

super cute and kissable person named navneet

Nav is a certified beauty and i miss her

by 123e12314143 October 28, 2019

CERTIFIED BALLERS

The best type of gangster group you will ever meet.

Can i please be part of the Certified Ballers?

by y-weezy May 12, 2007

Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.

“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?

by tvthestallion August 12, 2019

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003