beisikul

sucking a sloths PENIS at the speed of time while inhaling a cows udders

wow that guys giving a good beisikul right now?

by IMDESISIAVE MAN SLUG October 13, 2020

beisikul

JOJOSUBA 3??????!?!!!?

BEISIKUL HHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by IMDESISIAVE MAN SLUG October 13, 2020

bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.

"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"

by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005

bedside chair

a chair that sits next to your bed that is used as a bedside table.

All of her money and her work schedule sat on her bedside chair.

by me.urban1 May 25, 2009

Bedside kitten

Performing sexual acts in front of your pet cat

Jeff gave Sarah the bedside kitten last night and fluffy loved it

by Bigballercaller December 1, 2011

Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.

Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.

by theunicorn August 20, 2012

Beijingna

Chinese pussy

Last year , I went to fuck some Beijingna

by FinnZooks December 5, 2015