That's beat

Meaning "That's a bum deal" An unfortunate situation.

When Dorothy's balloon floated away. If you were standing next to her when that happened you could say "That's beat, man"

by ·MÅXïê»»X· September 22, 2005

Dry Beat

To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.

I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).

by Big Chimper July 7, 2003

Latino Beat

The act of pleasuring yourself to Latin music videos on mute.

John: Shaun, do you want to go to the porn shop?

Shaun: No man, the recession is killing me, I just turn on Telemundo on mute and do the Latino Beat.

by Lbeats July 28, 2011

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

beaten with the ugly stick

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"

Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.

by kasper May 5, 2004

World Beater

Someone who dominates every aspect of a career, profession, or anything in life. World beaters have no peers.

Floyd is a world beater at Smash Brothers Melee. He won the dorm tournament.

by Nunez December 13, 2003

Chris Brown Beat Down

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba

"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G

by cockandnuts February 11, 2009