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Confirmed Bachelor

Something only the most Intelligent Men will decide to be. Does not mean that you are Gay, only means that you have decided that YOU will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some "Woman".
*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*

Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?

Greg: *Chuckles* Never.

Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?

Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?

Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...

Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.

Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?

Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...

Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...

Greg: I'll see what I can do...

*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
by StanTehMan January 19, 2010
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Bethel

Baddest lil town in Southwest Ohio.
"Bethel is where its at." "Them Bethel kids dont fuck around"
by Norelli October 9, 2011
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confirmed bachelor

Hehe, I just found out Billy is a confirmed bachelor.
by Aerolite March 11, 2004
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The Bachelor

A show where women who hate men that date multiple women essentially participate in a show where the ultimate prize is marrying a man that dated multiple women.
Woman: I hate men that date multiple women but I love watching The Bachelor
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Bethel Park

a small town south of Pittsburgh that's high school ultimate frisbee team tries to be as cool as the state college kids. currently rated 4th best in the state.
oh... that's why he's weird... he's from Bethel Park.
by ben June 8, 2005
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Bachelorism

The state of terminal or perpetual singleness in men.
My friend Kyle often suffers from Bachelorism from which there is no cure.
by Travis and Kyle December 17, 2006
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Bethel high school

There are 5 types of you people that go to bethel high school

1.The "Shoot em up bang bang" Are those people who are Ghetto and dose nothing but come to school normally those people who live in the Aberdeen section and the Orcutt ave area of hampton

2.The ROTC nerds Are those who are 105% percent into the ROCT and the army or the military (but there somewhat cool people) that about 60 to 70 % of the school

3.The wannabe Rich AKA the well known people of the school who wares nothing but played out polos or played out cloths that they got frm a store called cream or any other stores either at Patrick Henry or Peninsula Town center who Fry people just for the hell of it Which one day there going get shoot if you they try the wrong person

4.The "REAL Rich people" no These people even though they ware bummy cloth they still have money and dont care what people say to them because there richer and live in big houses in the Back of farmington or from York county VA

5.The "ignorant people" are those who just go around talk all this shit thinking that there not going to get beat down
OMG

what

im tired of the shoot em bang bang people

me to

well that what you get for goin to bethel high school
by sheesucksme93 March 30, 2011
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