Baser

Someone who sits around all day doing nothing productive, and sucks at just about everything they do.

One day i walked into my friend andres's house. I immediately walked out, because i though to myself " What a baser".

by saltycuban June 3, 2009

baseball

baseball is a game in which extreme amounts of mental toughness/concentration are needed in order to play successfully, also known as america's pastime.

a player on a baseball field has to be ready for the ball to be hit to them every single pitch. Lets say you don't have the ball hit your way the entire game until the final inning (9th in MLB) after being mentaly prepared for roughly 150 pitches (2 and a half hours, give or take) without seeing it come your way, in that play you drop the ball causing your team to lose...extremely taxing on the mind, do not ever say this game is easy until you try this.

by AClancy March 19, 2008

baseball cap

Device used to notify others that they are in the presence of a dickhead. The point may be reinforced by the wearer displaying said item at alternative angles, particularly back-to-front especially when facing the sun.

That wanker in the baseball cap.

by redroar August 22, 2004

Banera

usually suffers from a case of down syndrom the banera tries to ease the pain by driving his fast k-k-karrr. Usually found alone in its basement playing videogames. It fears the women species and will do whatever nessacary to remain unoticed by their kind. When nervous of having to talk to the female he will emit a strange olger laugh always resulting in a awkward silence. when masturbating he will usually scream while comming im the true master chief!!! (in refrence to halo). he is neither gay nor straight, when feeling ambitous he will go out and stalk the night looking for nice cars to "rear end."

Dude1: (walks up to car with dude2) What the hell is that white stuff in my exhaust pipe?
Dude2: Oh my Gosh! i heard banera was roaming about last night!
Dude1: Crap! i just cleaned my car. Who let that downer out of his cage!

by chimmeychong October 16, 2009

Baseball Turtle

Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.

Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!

by Kili the Dwarf December 6, 2014

bashrag

A cummy rag stuffed under your pillow

Will was having a tug on the old rattle snake when he realised that his dog was chewing on his crispy bashrag, the rag had seeped onto the dogs face and his man muck had secreted all over his carpet.

by Doc smegoday October 2, 2017

Baseball

Baseball isn’t just a bunch of dumbasses hitting and throwing a ball. Baseball is tradition, baseball unites people, baseball is a pastime, baseball is triumph but also defeat. We look up to our baseball heroes, they might strikeout 5 times that game but we still love them. Baseball fans are the best fans in existence, our team might lose every fucking game and we’re completely pissed but we are right back watching them the next season. The players are great, whether they’re signing autographs, throwing a ball in the stands, or jacking homeruns they’re always smiling and loving there game. Unlike football we have some decently respecting players that will actually fucking stand up for their country. The players are so diverse short, tall, fat, Mexican, black, white, Asian, everything. Baseball has sparked many generations to love the game. One of the best speeches in baseball history comes from Lou Gehrig, “ On this day I consider myself to be the luckiest man on the face of the Earth,” even though he knew he would suffer a tragic death he knew he was privileged enough to play in front of tons of people who truly admired him and shared his love for the game. Many kids have grown up with baseball in their hearts and begged to play alongside their heroes. There is nothing more American than apple pie, hot dogs, and baseball ⚾️. Whether you’re a bandwagon loving Yankee or maybe you’re a live in the past Reds fan always remember the true meaning and values of baseball.

Baseball is my favorite sport.

There are three strikes in baseball.

by ⚾️ November 23, 2017