2 definitions by Kili the Dwarf
Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.
Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!
by Kili the Dwarf December 06, 2014
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John was at a party and he decided to inhale all the balloons to sound like a chipmunk. He was heliocuted before he could sing the christmas song.
by Kili the Dwarf April 05, 2014
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