Baseball

A shitty sport for kids who aren’t athletic and can’t run more than 20 feet, requires no skill, and are all douche bags who hate on other sports because they have to compensate for the shitty sport that they play

“Hey that kid over there plays baseball, oh wait that means he’s a fag”

by Unexplained Smellz May 17, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a game that smokers play while smoking marijuana. You hold in the smoke from every hit you take and the first one who breathes the smoke out loses

My lungs are stronger then all my friends i beat all my friends in baseball

by Da Bay Go Crazy December 9, 2008

Hungarian Baseball

a sexual move in which 3 people are invlolved. 1 catcher, 1 batter, and 1 pitcher. the pitcher stands with their legs apart and poops, the batter gets on his knees and hits the poop with his penis, the catcher then tries to catch the poop in his mouth.

Dooood, i heard max and justin played hungarian baseball with her and scored a home run.

That chick at the club last night was totally asking for some hungarian baseball.

by andrew blastoise October 24, 2010

Baseball

a sport mostly populated by gays and bisexuals..

Cameron Frezon was playing baseball knew he was gay

by hhhhahhhdhaidhaidhiahd July 26, 2016

canadian baseball

The act of attempting to prevent pregnancy by repeatedly hitting yourself in the crotch with a broken hockey stick. Usually done out of pure boredome.

"Dude my hockey stick broke. What else is there to do?"
"We could play some Canadian Baseball."

by jmnan76 March 24, 2010

baseball

1)An activity that people only attend to drink beer or eat shitty over priced food.

2)The "athletes" in this activity are overpaid and often on steroids. Usually the amount of steroids the "athlete" injects is a direct correlation to how overpaid he is, and if caught he will be suspended for only a quarter of the season instead of banned for life like a true sport(Track and Field). Since the risk-reward involved in taking steroids is so weighted in these athletes favor, who can blame them setting bad examples for young Americans.

3)Young Americans have been tricked into loving this activity that in no way should the values of Americans.

4) Every year you see several MLB owners spend millions of dollars to try buy a championships instead of earning it. Then when a team wins a championship the idiot fans who are actually nervously watching these "games" act like it was such an accomplishment.

4) Baseball is Americas "PAST-time." It may have once not been such an embarrassment, but that time is over. Now all that is left is millions delusional fans watching a 162 game season filled with forgone conclusions. PLAY BALL

Let's go to the baseball game, and get hammered.

My kid better play baseball, I need the money.
--Some dead beat dad.

I can't believe the Yankees won the World Series of Baseball and it only cost them 185 million dollars for the year.

by truthguyNM March 19, 2010

baseball

the hardest sport to play, since it is the only sport where you can go 3 for 10 and be considered great. Peyton Manning would be benched if he completed only 3 out of 10 passes and even shaq hits more then 3-10 free throws.Baseball is so hard you can succeed only 30% and make it to the hall of fame.

Baseball is the hardest sport ever!!
Thats why Michael Jordan couldnt even make it out of the minors!!

by jockamopunk27 June 10, 2007