Banana Rider

Used to describe someone whose sole purpose is the enjoyment of another person. Typically used in video games like Team Fortress 2. In that example, a banana rider would be a medic who latches onto one single player and does not heal or help anyone else. They typically do not give this treatment to just anyone. A banana rider typically knows its subject or the subject has proven worthy of banana riding.

In Team Fortress 2 a banana rider can also be a pyro or a heavy whose only job is to protect an engineer from spys and demos.

The term could also be used in sports, to describe someone who always passes the ball/puck/etc to their favorite player.

Famous people typically have several banana riders that roll with them wherever they go and wait on them hand and food, brown nose, and defend their subject at all costs.

"That heavy sucks without his fucking banana rider"

"I need a banana rider to keep these gd spys off me"

"John Stockton was Karl Molone's banana rider"

"I was going to get Snoop's autograph but i couldn't get past his banana riders"

by Gnadger September 19, 2009

Midnight Banana

Few know the true definition of the 'midnight banana' but thats probably because one does not truely exist... for this reason midnight banana has become a filler for any unknown or unnamed sexual acts in existence, midnight banana has both the least and the most meaning this world has ever seen.

When David passed out at the party, everyone gave him a midnight banana, the next morning his throat was sore.

by Legpouncer May 9, 2006

Put a banana in your ear

A very famous phrase and song used in the popular youtube video "Charlie the Unicorn 2". In the video two unicons come up to Charlie and they want him to come along with them to see the Banana King but of course Charlie doesn't want to go because the last time he followed these strange unicorns he lost his kidney. But for some reason he goes anyway. But near the end of the episode they find a strange slug with a santa hat on. The slug soon begins to sing the "Put a banna in your ear" song...

Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!

When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Goldenfur productions August 6, 2011

bananagagger

A person who has the ability to eat a banana without breaking it's structural integrity.

To consume a banana whole.

Also: a derogatory term for one who performs fellatio

Don't be such a bananagagger.

You Bananagagging bitch!

by Ricerider and Set July 18, 2006

Banana's wasted

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.

by D&T August 28, 2007

Banana Slap-It

It is like punch buggie. but its on the beach.
When you see a person in a speedo, or banana hammock, you punch your friend.

Adding the "no punch back " phrase is optional.

Dude, fat dude in a speedo, "Banana Slap-It, no punch back!"

by Jeezy 117 May 27, 2009

banana's worm

The person who often like to eat bananas.

- Do you want to eat banana or apple?
- No, not apple! I'm the banana's worm for sure. Please, buy me 2 or 3.

by bananasworm September 1, 2010