BP sandstrom

To oil up with your partner, normally at night, and have intercourse in a sandy place. Likely to be a beach.

Tod: "Barb and I had a BP sandstrom last night."

Josh: "Nice but Barb and I did that in college."

Joey: "I just did it 3 minutes ago to Barb. What a Score!"

BP sandstrom by BENITO MANIC June 12, 2011

BP Oil Spill 

When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.

A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."

B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"

A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"

B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."

BP Oil Spill by Toby The Cat September 16, 2010

BP'd

The act of expelling feces from your body that is foul beyond the boundaries of the human imagination at a British Petroleum (BP) gas station, usually done in protest of the deepwater horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Person 1: Man did you see what I did to the bathroom?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: I BP'd the shit out of that place, it was awesome!
Person 2: Cool story bro.
Person 1: For the Gulf!

BP'd by cool-story-bro August 9, 2010

BP'ter 

The result on phrases, caused by the BP Oil Disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.

When he mentioned that he was bringing a lady friend to the club, his buddies hit him with the BP'ter, 'you never bring oil to the beach'.

Another BP'ter is 'A bird in the hand, is better than 2 in the oil'.

BP'ter by Greyegg May 26, 2010

bp breakfast

After the bar or club, you select multiple delectable delights from the gas station as opposed to going to a restaurant for food. A stoners delight :)

Upon leaving the bar, Dj went to the gas station for a bp breakfast ,in order to quell his hunger pangs!

bp breakfast by Joepeoples March 22, 2017

BP Oil Spill 

To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.

I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.

BP Oil Spill by Bucky Cap July 9, 2010

BP Oil Spill 

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

BP Oil Spill by TacoMann August 20, 2010