Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 22, 2023
A living creature disguised as a human. It originated in the Himalayan Mountains. The boulder is an immensely strong creature, able to crush objects and people with ease. Some say the boulder has the ability to roll at tremendous speeds, even on flat terrain. Stories of the boulder range far and wide, each tale different from the rest. Some say it sustains its life from the solar rays of the sun. Some say it gets all the sun it needs from Pokemon Sun. And some say that it gains its power from a most sticky and horrendous liquid, sugar water. The latest news of the boulders whereabouts and its disguise vary from each and every article. But one prominent one remains. That it hides itself in the disguise, of a stout Asain man.
by The_All_Knowing_Wizard September 25, 2017
by The tasty ogres June 10, 2019
'red boulder' is a person wearing a red mask, usually shaking his big black ass. He is highly influential in a discord server called United Activian Forces
Slava red boulder!
by redspyy May 19, 2023
A climbing gym in Scarborough that's focused solely on bouldering. Resets around a quarter of their gym walls every Friday and has named their climbing community "Parc Residents". Usually, this gym is a second home to many; some even venture for an hour or two just to feel Boulder Parc's chill and homey vibe.
My friends: Hey let's go to STC
Me: Nah, It's Friday night! I'm going to Boulder Parc to try the freshly baked sets that I saw on their IG :)
Me: Nah, It's Friday night! I'm going to Boulder Parc to try the freshly baked sets that I saw on their IG :)
by yyz.climber November 24, 2021
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