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boobiequality 

1. (Boob-equality): The distribution of equal pleasurable treatment to the left and right breast.

2. (Boobie-quality): The grade, class or excellence of the the perfect pair of breasts.
Statement: She says how come the right boob gets all the attention.

Reply: I'm sorry for the discrimination against the left boob. We must have boobiequality!

Squeeze! Squeeze! Hmmmm.....that's definitely some boobiequality!
boobiequality by DeeYolene June 22, 2009
An alternate term for a stoner, or someone that smokes weed, but appears to be an ordinary and nice individual to soceity. A person who is a stoner but does not meet any of the negative stereotypical traits portrayed by drugs in the media.
"My man Tom is a Boonie"
Boonie by Baked Boonies March 30, 2020

Boobie Honking 

The act of grabbing tits and saying either "Honk" or similarly making a honking noise.
I totally boobie honked my girlfriend and she was pissed.

My interests include boobie honking, marijuana, and large quantities of alcohol.
Boobie Honking by Bumber2 February 28, 2011

Boogie-smack 

–verb (boog-ee-smak)

(1) Bouncing or tapping the penis on the skin in or near the ejaculate.

(2) Smacking or striking a person with ones penis.
Johnny Boogie-smacked her on the chin before cleaning up.

Poop-boobies

I wanna cuddle your poop-boobies so bad right now.
The 1 common interest of every man.
Look! Boobies!
Boobies by Hawkman92 May 18, 2009