bonk bros

the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.

“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”

by paeu February 01, 2020

bonk cult

a cult that is composed of pretty segsy bezties who deserve the world

linda : HI bonk cult i just peed on my lightning mcqueen bed

rooster: so sexc

by smallyaly July 01, 2020

T-Bonking

the act of texting, perhaps in a sexual manner

"Hey Jake, who are you T-Bonking?"

"I really want to get her number so we can T-Bonk later"

by rachu1234 December 12, 2008

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 01, 2020

bonk ban

A prohibition against sexual or intimate relationships between parliamentarians and staffers.

Your on bonk ban because you want to get with a senior member

by chloe9463 June 26, 2022

Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.

Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”

by NobakePancake September 07, 2020