BMW

Black Man's Wheels.
Overrated cars that are no better than a Vectra/Mondeo/etc, but have "brand cachet" (i.e. gullible fools are prepared to pay a lot more to get the same thing, but with a nicer badge).
The interiors are horrible. Claustrophobic (come up very high at the front) and in a really nasty grey/blue plastic.
Often driven by accountants, sales reps and estate agents, which says it all...
BMW dealers treat their customers like scum and have their hands in their customers' pockets at every opportunity.
Don't even touch the X3 or X5 SUVs for towing a horsebox. You would be better off getting the horse to tow the car out of a wet field of grass!

Idiot: I have a brand new BMW 325i.
Me: When will you have paid for this toy?
Idiot: Ehhh, about 10 years after I die.
Me: Enjoy...

by fubarderby September 17, 2008

BMW

Bayerische Motoren Werke !

nice car. but everyone has one. (like mercedes or porsche.)

greets from munich

by oachkatzlschwoaf August 6, 2003

BMW

Big Military WIfe: a lady whos married to someone in the military and is a s big as a walrus

That fools married to a BMW

by Jonny B (The original) June 1, 2005

BMW

A person with an undesirable body shape=Body Made Wrong

That photo really made her look like she had a BMW

by beezyfrmbmore October 30, 2008

BMW

Big Mexican Woman.
A particularrly large woman who is mexican
she can also be spanish

Person 1: Ill have a BMW sneak into your room and rape you wahahaha

Person 2: a car?

Person1: Nooo. a Big Mexican Woman...duhh.

by CooCoo la CooCoo Pants September 26, 2007

BMW

Its a Big Mexican Woman

dude you were so drunk you fucked that bmw

by stinkyfisherman March 17, 2008

BMW

B-Body
M-Made
W-Wrong

Damn that nigga over there is a BMW!

by DeZ March 24, 2005