Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.
by RH-guy May 04, 2024
The act of giving a blowjob while someone is driving or operating a vehicle. Known by guys as a sign that a girl is really into you.
by tedcruztwitterpage September 19, 2017
Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard September 15, 2015
by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020
When you have a problem with something or someone, you throw it in “the Blender.” Basically telling someone and or the issue that your gonna blend it or fuck it up.
by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024