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drama blackhole

In reference to a person that attracts drama with the strength of a black hole. Especially if it's about interpersonal issues.
"My ex has turned into a total drama blackhole! She's talking trash to my friends!"
by thegoodex November 23, 2009
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Blackhole

A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 May 6, 2006
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Atomic Blackhole

When 2 guys are fucking the same chick and she turns around and you throw hot clam chowder on her face...kinda like a atomic black hole.
Billy and Joe gave Brittany a really soupy atomic blackhole.
by ArtWheatley March 1, 2014
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blackhole kiss

When two people spread their butt cheeks apart and put their booty holes together to kiss.
Did you hear about Tate and lipscomb bragging about doing blackhole kiss in the tunnel that’s when they spread their asses apart and touch booty holes together
by Vlmiclo October 12, 2021
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blackholegoats

i love my girlfriend blackholegoats more than myself
by l0r3g0r3 February 21, 2022
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no u blackhole

Strongest no u ever, cannot be countered with any no u variants.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no u infinity
Person 2: no u blackhole
- person 1 realizes the meaning of his senseless life and dies instantly-
by gay infinity June 11, 2018
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Blackholed

The sick-to-gut feeling you get when your favorite radio station plays soundgarden's blackhole sun song way too much.
OMFG! I am so blackholed! If I hear blackhole sun one more time im gonna puke all over my steering wheel !
by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
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