Killed Two Birds With One Apple 

Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.

As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.

Killed Two Birds With One Apple by MGDRehab March 11, 2011

shag some birds 

The act in which a male has sexual intercourse with a woman.
Shag meaning sex and birds meaning ladies
Used mainly by the good ol' brits

"hey larry, lets go to a couple of clubs and get plastered, and then we'll go off and shag some birds"

"sounds like a mighty fine idea to me jerry"

shag some birds by the bo January 9, 2006

Angry Birds 

This is an incredibly addicting and annoying iPhone game. In the game, there is a slingshot used to launch birds at pigs. Really, there is no point to this game since it takes away from your social life and it annoys your girlfriends/boyfriends. It also can teach kids that it is OK to launch birds in slingshots. This is definitely not something we want.

a typical skype conversation between girlfriend/boyfriend

Kaelynn: "Ugh! What are you doing right now? I'm TRYING to talk!"

Christian: "Yeah, hold on just a second babe. I'm kinda busy right now."

Kaelynn: "Ugh, are you playing that stupid BIRD GAME again?!"

Christian: "Yeah, I"m playing Angry Birds. It's more interesting than you."

Angry Birds by kae!! July 1, 2011

those damn birds 

Often used in awkward situations to distract the attention off of you by throwing your hands up with your fingers all together to form a triangle while looking up, and in a high pitch voice screaming "THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

"Hey monty are you picking your nose "? - michael

monty - " THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

those damn birds by Lil Baze November 5, 2010

death birds 

birds that make you wish you were dead, because you've been up partying all night and have adult responsibilities the next day, yet they insist on chirping twenty minutes before the sun even comes up.

A: "I hate the death birds."
G: "They are the worst."

death birds by TrailerPark_N_Shameless July 12, 2010

Angry Birds Roulette 

When one is playing angry birds and he or she is going for 3 stars on a level but fails to top their highscore and shoots a remaining birds in order to attempt to gain more than 10,000 points (a bird's value).

Dude, you better try Angry Birds Roulette- fire your yellow bird at those stacks of TNT, you could dominate the highscore list.

Angry Birds Roulette by its a RedRocket!!!! April 12, 2011

That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)

Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that

That shits for the birds by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022